Three Jokes from Mieko Naono, Hyuga
1. I asked the waiter, "Hey! What's the matter with this fish?" The waiter
said, "Long time, no sea."
2. My waiter brought my hamburger to the my table. It was flat. I said,
"What happened to my hamburger?" The waiter said, "You asked me to step on it."
3. I asked Keiko to go window shopping with me. She said, no. I begged her.
She said, "I don't need a window."